What? Is that 5th quarter slash?

I had to repeat myself over and over, "the patriots are NOT the red sox."

And they aren't. Thankfully.

The yankees take all the fun out of baseball, at least out of the AL, because no one can ever win and then we just sit and be sad. That's why everyone hates them, because it's just so BORING. (Pluty, Savvy, I love you both, really. Even though you MOCK MY PAIN)

But I will just forget about that, root for the Astros/Cardinals, and pay attention to football.

Bob Lobel just hit on Scott Zolak. I really love the fifth quarter. (He says, "You know, you are a very attractive man."). His explanation was hilarious, he was all, "well, I was looking at the hat, and it was shiny, and then I looked at you," and Scott Zolak was all, "wtf??"

I went to a soccer game last night, and it was cool because the soccer dudes play in Gilette so I got to see the field and there were patriots things to buy (I was tempted but they didn't have the sweatshirt I wanted).

I went to the museum today, because I have the HISTORY PAPER OF DOOOOOOM to write, and I got a hat and I love my hat.

*whistles*

Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.

So always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath

Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.

And always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the right side of life...
(Come on guys, cheer up!)
Always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the bright side of life...
(Worse things happen at sea, you know.)
Always look on the bright side of life...
(I mean - what have you got to lose?)
(You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing!)
Always look on the right side of life...