a day of fandom wank reading.

[latara]

So I'm reading that whole virgingate wankiness (it's funny cuz... yeah, you know) from like way back yeah, and all I can think:

OH SHIT I'M GOING TO DIE A VIRGIN.

Life is sad.

But yeah, I've been doing not a lot. Mostly working. And being on the fucking T. And knitting.

Comments

[parabolabear.livejournal.com]

WANK WHAT WANK omg i wanna read

[latara.livejournal.com]

Ok, so like, someone posts this:

http://ladysorka.livejournal.com/652377.html

which is all well and good except it made me depressed because of all the "IM A VIRGIN TOO" comments.

and then someone else posts all like "LOL VIRGINS SUCK"

http://www.journalfen.net/community/otf_wank/408559.html

[raeofspades.livejournal.com]

Did you read the MsScribe wank because, now, really, that's where all the crazy flew down.

[latara.livejournal.com]

I missed it. It's awfully tragic.

[raeofspades.livejournal.com]

It is immortalized forever here (http://www.journalfen.net/users/charlottelennox/) in possibly the longest and most detailed fandom biography ever. I tip my hat to the researchers.

[latara.livejournal.com]

Wow, and I thought crystalwank was hardcore.

[starrathena.livejournal.com]

I see my future, and I'm the old lady on the corner who lives by herself with a bunch of cats.

[latara.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm fine with the cats, it's the by myself that is sad.

[thelorelei15.livejournal.com]

Um, you SO will not.

[latara.livejournal.com]

That's what people keep saying! But evidence points otherwise!

[thelorelei15.livejournal.com]

Darling, you're still in high school. Your "evidence" don't count fo' shit.